His Majesty Has Grand Ambitions

The rumor is that King John does not plan on completing his term as governor.  Oh, no...he is positioning himself for the 2012 vice-presidential nomination.  You see Ohio, King John cares not what happens to this state after he is gone.  What he cares about is showing conservatives nationally that he has the right stuff (pun intended).  So if that means systematically dismantling services that Ohioans have come to expect, then so be it.  The time is coming in Ohio when you will pay a private company to enter state parks, and then, if you are unfortunate enough to have to go to the bathroom, pay by the sheet for toilet paper.